Kouns & Weaver - The 1990 Cincinnati Reds [Digital]

$7.00

Kouns & Weaver - The 1990 Cincinnati Reds [Digital]

$7.00

These boys of the endless, infernal summer have taught me a lot about the 1990 Cincinnati Reds and America's favorite pastime. I learned that 'Billy Hatcher' has always mistaken Mercury for the Caravaggio painting where Judas betrays Jesus. That 'Mariano Duncan' was once a young Colombian girl with six arms to crush the wild and the wicked and the pure-hearted alike. That the real 'Lou Piniella' is a baby black snake ensnared in the talons of a Cooper's hawk, and while he was being fed to the hawk's hatchlings, he was filming a car dealership commercial with Ozzie Guillén. That 'Chris Sabo' drove a brown 1988 Ford Escort.
-Mr. Frank Capra

released October 20, 2020
Text by Zack Kouns
Music by Rick Weaver
Mastered by Angel Marcloid at Angel Hair Audio
Art by Chrissy Jones